I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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