That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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