They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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