remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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