he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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