Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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