You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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