I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If that was your dad, he is hot
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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