Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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