Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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