I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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