This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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