I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
