chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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