Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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