Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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