WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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