I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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