even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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