i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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