Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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