we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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