I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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