I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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