If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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