i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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