Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just gargled with NyQuil
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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