But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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