Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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