This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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