Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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