yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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