Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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