I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
