Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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