i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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