i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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