You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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