bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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