His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
