This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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