I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
How external is "for external use only"?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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