Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
