But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just high enough for therapy.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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