The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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