People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
