What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
i out mim tonsoeep
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