OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I had to cum in my sink.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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