everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
