So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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