we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
