Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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