what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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