Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
vagina is talking i cant
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
