fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
