The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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