He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if only i could text you this smell
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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