she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
