Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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